Criminal Psychology of Corona

Once upon a time, in China, an International Mafia meeting was held by group viruses, including the deadly ones with the theme as “Strategies on how to be Contagious with Increased Survival.” Recently the virus community suffered a major setback as several of their banks were raided by the Police and their money was at stack. But there was this guy Lau, firmly aware that the Major Crimes Unit had shut down all other money laundering services. He seized the Mafia’s savings to prevent it from capture, moved it to an undisclosed location to ensure its safety under Chinese Communist Government and the Chinese won’t extradite one of their own. As soon Lau’s Zoom call ended the novel coronavirus (Corona) entered the room.
Corona: ha ha ha ha oh hee hee aha ha oh hee ha ha ha. And I thought my jokes were bad.
SARS: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t have my boy pull your head off.
Corona: How about a magic trick? See, I am gonna make this pencil from the table disappear.
When someone tries to go and stop him he simply bangs his head to the table.
Corona: Ta daaa. Its magically gone. Oh by the way the suit it wasn’t cheap. You ought to know you bought it. [SARS agitated]
Zika: Sit. I want to hear proposition.
Corona: Let’s wind the clock back a year. These so called doctors and scientists wouldn’t dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hm? You see a guy like me….
SARS: Freak; Others (Laughed): Damn right.
Corona: Look listen, I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you are afraid to go out at night. See Scientific Researchers have shown the world your true colours unfortunately. Docs, they are just the beginning. And as for the
television so called plan, Researchers have no jurisdiction. They will find you and make you squeal. I know the squealers when I see them.
Zika: So what do your propose?
Corona: Simple. We kill the Researchers and destroy the Scientific Community.
HIV: If it’s so simple, why haven’t you done it already?
Corona: If you are good at something, never to do it for free.
Zika: How much you want?
Corona: Half a trillion US dollars.
SARS: You are crazy.
Corona: No I am not. If we don’t deal with this now soon little gambol here won’t be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
SARS: Enough from the clown.
Corona [Showed his suicide bomb jacket]: Ah ta ta ta. Let’s not blow this out of the proportion.
SARS: You think you can steel from us and walk away?
Corona: Yeah
SARS: I am putting the word out. 500 grand for this clown dead, a million alive so that I can teach him some manners first.
Corona: All right. So listen why you don’t give me a call when you wanna start taking things little more seriously. Here is my card.
After few weeks in SARS Headquarters, Wuhan,China
Virus: Hey SARS! There’s someone here for you. They say they have just killed the Corona. They brought the body.
[The body was kept onto the table]
SARS: So dead that’s 500.
[In a swift Corona got up and overpowered SARS in fist fight. His other gang members also overpowered the other two secretaries.]
Corona: How about Alive hahaha? You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. So me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does. He turns to me and said “Why so serious?? Why so serious?? He sticks the blade in the mouth and said “Let’s put a smile on that face”. So guys why so serious??
[At the very next moment SARS’s dead body rolls down onto the floor.]
Corona: Now our operation is small though with a low Ro value, but there is a lot of potential for aggressive expansion. So which of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there’s only one spot available right now so we’re gonna have try outs. Make it fast.
Later after several months many patients in Wuhan, China were reported to be diagnosed with pneumonia like symptoms from a novel coronavirus; hence the disease was named as COVID19. This supposedly began from the Wuhan seafood market and gradually the outbreak was declared a Public Health Emergency of International Concern on 30 January 2020 by WHO.

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